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- Despair Inc.™: Problem Employees? It’s Not You, It’s Them
- Leading satirist Dr. E.L. Kersten, author of “The Art of Demotivation,” shows how to manage three types of problem employees. Whether you’re dealing with the “perpetually offended employee,” the “aggrieved superstar,” or the “egomaniac,” the answer is simple: they need to be grateful for what they have.
- Videos 2007-12-04
- Despair Inc.™: Why Workplace “Communication” Is Overrated
- According to leading satirist Dr. E.L. Kersten, author of “The Art of Demotivation,” the source of workplace conflict is often misdiagnosed. What’s seen as a simple “misunderstanding” or “failure to communicate” really runs much deeper: Your coworkers don’t actually like you. Kersten helps clarify the situation by translating what they’re...
- Videos 2007-12-04
- Despair Inc.™: Battle Bureaucracy with Fake “Crises” and Caffeine
- If your company is at all established and successful, it’s probably already become a bloated, uninspiring workplace, says leading satirist Dr. E.L. Kersten, author of “The Art of Demotivation.” Here’s how to take back your company by overcaffeinating your workers, limiting their contact with the outside world, and teaching them...
- Videos 2007-12-04
- Despair Inc.™: Why Workplace “Communication” Is Overrated
- Despair Inc.™: Why Workplace “Communication” Is OverratedWhat now?THANK YOU FOR THE CLARIFICATION, but you offer no way of approaching this to find the unity, the harmony, the reconciliation or anything close to that. This is useful for knowing that people don't like you but what now? You offer no...
- Discussion threads 2007-12-12
- Despair Inc.™: Problem Employees? It’s Not You, It’s Them
- Despair Inc.™: Problem Employees? It’s Not You, It’s ThemScary, very scary......that 75% of respondents didn't get it.RE: Despair Inc.™: Problem Employees? It’s Not You, It’s ThemBrilliant, accurate and necessary.Not the main problemWhile such employees are in the business world, they are by no means the personality types that are the...
- Discussion threads 2007-12-12
- Despair Inc.™: Battle Bureaucracy with Fake “Crises” and Caffeine
- Despair Inc.™: Battle Bureaucracy with Fake “Crises” and CaffeineUnbelievable!Is this a joke!? Is this guy serious!? I feel like I just watched a spoof on uTube! The things that he says in this thing is outrageous. Yeah, let's just pump our slave workers with caffeine, force them to burn themselves...
- Discussion threads 2007-12-11
- An honest org chart
- An honest org charthilariousthe guy in the green shirt cracks me up. i'm implementing every suggestion.RE: An honest org chartIS this some sort of joke? Is it a Haloween thing? Where do the actual "workers" fall on this "salary sensitve" Org chart; oh they must be the DNA sized...
- Discussion threads 2007-10-25
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- A Sister's Test
- A Sister's Test (Sisters of Holmes County #2) Wanda E. Brunstetter Barbour Publishing, Inc. P.O. Box 719, Uhrichsville, OH 44683 ISBN 9781597892728, $9.97, 2008, www.barbourbooks.com Wanda Brunstetter's ability to capture the true life and lifestyle of the Amish once again...
- Articles 2008-03-01
- Walking the Gobi; a 1600-mile trek across a desert of hope and despair
- 159485064X Walking the Gobi; a 1600-mile trek across a desert of hope and despair. Thayer, Helen. The Mountaineers Books 2007 251 pages $23.95 Hardcover DS798 Adventure Classroom educator Thayer, named "One of...
- Articles 2008-02-01
- Mourning modernity; literary modernism and the injuries of American capitalism
- Mourning modernity; literary modernism and the injuries of American capitalism. Moglen, Seth. Stanford U. Press 2007 324 pages $24.95 Paperback PS228 Moglen (English, Lehigh U.) explores the origins of political despair and political hope,...
- Articles 2008-02-01
- Customize calendar with truly harsh reality checks
- TO OUR READERS: You know you want it. But do you know where to get it? This column aims to help. Watch this space weekly for information on all things timely, trendy, useful or unusual. Sure, it's almost...
- Articles 2008-01-22
- Seasonal shopping tip sheet: bring some cheer and cash back into your holiday
- Hate holiday shopping? You're not alone For many, the joys of the season are eclipsed by jostling shoopping center crowds jammed parking lots, and long lists of expensive gifts that won't be paid off until June. Don't despair--here are a few tips to help you wrap up your holiday shopping...
- Articles 2007-11-01
- Cupertino firm scares customers
- CUPERTINO -- There aren't too many mean-looking things in Cupertino, this sleepy Silicon Valley haunt of Apple employees and overachieving middle schoolers. But there's something gruesome growing in one corner of town: Halo Custom Guitars, Inc. Fueled by a resurgence in heavy...
- Articles 2007-08-28
- Reader's Digest Publishes Alex Haley: The Man Who Traced America's Roots
- To: EDUCATION EDITORS Contact: Ellen Morgenstern, Reader's Digest Association, Inc., +1-914-244-7582 PLEASANTVILLE, N.Y., May 10 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- Reader'sDigest today announced the publication of Alex Haley: The Man WhoTraced America's Roots, a collection of articles written for Reader'sDigest by the Pulitzer Prize-winning author and a companion DVDfeaturing never-before-seen footage and...
- Articles 2007-05-10
- Football: LAND OF NO HOPE OR GLORY
- PAUL INCE fears England's era of underachievement shows no sign of ending - and will continue long after the departure of Steve McClaren. Ince, who has taken his first steps into football management at Macclesfield, despairs at the plight of the national team and sees the...
- Articles 2007-02-04
- Football: ENGLAND 'LACKING LEADERS'
- PAUL INCE fears that England's era of underachievement shows no sign of ending - and will continue long after Steve McClaren departs. Ince, who has taken his first steps into football management at Macclesfield, despairs at the plight of the national team and sees the lack...
- Articles 2007-02-04
- Despair.com gets personal with HP.(Hewlett-Packard Indigo press 5000)(Brief article)
- Mock motivational products company Despair Inc. (Austin, TX) has installed an HP Indigo press 5000 that enables customers to produce their own calendars and other items. The company is enabling customers to pick from 80 of their "Demotivators" designs to create printed-to-order calendars, and a new...
- Articles 2007-02-01
- There's No Escape: Catalog Publishers Still Diversifying Their Media Mix to Chase a Fragmented Consumer Base
- Many & David. Wine Country Gift Baskets. Mac/PC Connection. Orion Telescopes. OneCall. Barnes & Noble. Despair inc. These are just a handful of the printed catalogs that have arrived in my mailbox in the past week. As I write this, it is late November, and catalogers' holiday catalog mailings...
- Articles 2007-02-01
- Never despair; sixty years in the service of the Jewish people and the cause of human rights
- Never despair; sixty years in the service of the Jewish people and the cause of human rights. Riegner, Gerhart M. Trans. by William Sayers. Ivan R. Dee, Inc. 2006 459 pages $35.00 Hardcover DS135 ...
- Articles 2006-11-01
- Remarks following a tour of United States Marine, Inc., and an exchange with reporters in Gulfport, Mississippi
- August 28, 2006 The President. One of the things I've learned here is that the good folks at United States Marine are looking for workers, and there's a shortage of workers here in the gulf coast. The reason I bring that up is that if people are looking...
- Articles 2006-09-04
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